You're a new arrival...on Planet X!

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Greetings humans,

If you are reading this, consider yourself fortunate!  You are one of the few to witness the first of many transmissions from Planet X, a very distant (or extremely near?) place beyond your wildest imaginings.  We have selected an "internet blog" as an appropriate reception point for these communications, as such a place is both easily accessible and nicely inconspicuous.  The washed masses and big brotheroids will flip right over it like yesterday's donuts but the special few who come to stay awhile (that's you!) will be able to find it without difficulty.

But!  What is Planet X, inexactly?  Well as much as it may be the shining paradise homeworld of hyper-evolved aliens, it might also just be a state of mind.  A vantage point far enough outside of what humans consider 'normal' to make many things on Earth's surface seem different, strange, maybe even wrong* in varying degrees.  We are offering a change of perspective, a paradigm twist, the occasional epiphagasm, and hopefully, spontaneous mindifestation.  If we can fire a volley of ideas now and then and hit the target of making interesting thoughts happen, we'd call that a win.

Who are we, do you ask?  Extra-Terrestrial?  A discreet madman?  A robot that may or may not have feelings?  A huge nerd with a hard on for the royal "we"?  Does it matter?  Some of you will have the privilege of knowing the truth, but let's not spoil the mystery for the rest, shall we?  In any case, the text found here may occasionally be provided by our...um...agent on Earth, whose ramblings will almost certainly be more mundane in subject matter.  Heck, he'll probably just go on about whatever entertainment diversion is most mesmerizing for him at the time.  Honestly, his computer game addiction is really putting a damper on his mission down there.  Most inconvenient.

You must be wondering what this nonsense is going to turn out to be.  Inane word vomit?  Brain flotsam?  The greatest thing since sliced muenster?  All of the above?  No, probably none of that.  There's no schedule to this, we operate on our own time over here and it's not always linear, so to speak.  So the regularity of updates here will be erratic at best.  Our best advice is not to worry your pretty little heads over it, just sit back and wait for fullness.  When fullness is, grok it like a horny glutton and cherish it in your own time, until enlightenment and/or enjoyment occur.

Introduction has concluded!

-SchnozBott

"Come with us, to the Moon...the rocket...is waiting..."

* "Wrong" isn't a word I like to use a lot, as a valuation.  Concepts of 'right' and 'wrong' are colorations created by the perceptions of sentient beings, and do not represent constants in the physical universe as we know it.